in the middle of nowhere

The squalor of the mind.

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the members of an orchestra

violins I:
we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II:
why do we always get the boring parts
flutes:
we're so lonely
piccolo:
lol fk your ears
french horns:
and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes:
IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas:
evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets:
wats 'p'
trombones:
wats quiet
cellos:
im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons:
im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
clarinet:
*squeaks*
timpani:
EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet:
lol where am i
tuba:
*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp:
im just a more sophisticated piano
piano:
FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn:
im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses:
semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets:
trumpet wannabe
cymbals:
BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
saxophones:
i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never
xylophones:
am i meant to be here?
triangles:
bass drum:
MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

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